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"Money doesn't buy happiness" yeah no shit you're supposed to buy goods and services with it.

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery

i think when actors need to leave a show for whatever reason but the character is important and doesnt need to be written off / writing them off would make the story worse i think they should just hire a new actor for the character but, and this is the crucial bit, hire a similar-looking actor of a different gender. Yeppp they look different bc they transitioned between seasons. Obviously

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

A fucking what now?

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

?. The humble freeze pop ??

That there’s a Freezie, eh?

real time American Balkanization happening on my dashboard at Tumblr.com 🥰🥰🥰

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!