R3D BE4RD

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Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

Hockey rules I never knew about.

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

@hagakure

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

when daddys cum rains on your face 👅

This is a much better use of your time tbh

Submit this as an art project

ok but this literally adhd

the d in adhd stands for doofenshmirtz

Attention Deficit Heinz Doofenshmirtz

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

Item: bird lube

“it works”