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anyone ever notice that real eyes realize real lies?

real guys eat real fries

not my civilian ass in a surviving settlement when the zombie hordes all decide to start practicing the Seven Heavenly Virtues so that we can't even hit them in the head with baseball bats without being damned to hell. they still eat our brains but because its an obligate cannibal thing they're in the clear for that spiritually speaking. like we would be the only ones at fault there. fucked up but what can you do

dude it is EXTREMELY insensitive of you to be so stupid and annoying. don't you know that a lot of people have a phobia of clowns?

The unity of the bitcheoisie can be shaken only by the unity of the broletariat. We have nothing to lose but our gains

guy living in 1927 USA (talking to a time traveller): World War One? Yeah, we did win.

same guy getting drafted in 1942: It seemed like that was the war to end all wars... I never thought that I would be fighting in a world war, too!

man, how many more international problems to cause a world war? three?

"it behooves me" no it does not. miss me with that horse Shit. (points🫵 at audience) do not be Deceived... you are never "behooved" to do anything, "befeeted" maybe. but not behooved. Never Behooved

Infohazards are not real

Information cannot infect you. It cannot make you do something you don't want to do.

There is actually some information which makes people statistically more likely to die. I don't know what to call that other than an infohazard.

The information is not what kills them.

Why does Linux take a second to find a file by name in the file explorer but Windows takes two working days?

it has to fetch file_search_v3_final.js from the Microsoft servers before it can run the query. Then it needs to report back every file searched and found so that they can optimize for file_search_v3_final_final.js

bro my admiral just ordered the fleet to change course so that we would miss a patch of ocean erupting with sea mines and all the sailors were so busy laughing at the double entendre that half the ships got blown up fuck my stupid deckhand life

of course the sea men were thinking about cum. we need you to come back to land we miss you

reeally fucked up how for the romans Copper (II) Sulfate was just Copper (2) Sulfate

I + I = II is wonderfully intuitive though. maybe were missing something

smile and be Jolly because tomorrow is Getting a Hole Punched Straight Through Your Abdomen Day

Trough your abdomen?? Tough your abdomen

Big log in swamp rots peacefully