This was all a trick.

my pc is obviously suffering in its old age, im starting to feel like maybe i should just put it down humanely (minecraft ray tracing induced explosion)

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

like literally "make your opponent think youre an idiot" is the greatest fighting game advice ive ever heard. not even just for fighting games. apply it to everything

Columbo tactics

jeff the rapper

so let me get this straight u made me a cookie?

oh u eated it

half a dozen... just say 6

op will never be a successful baker who makes delicious confections loved by all

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

she mountain on my goat til i hope we both die