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“Dude’s bent out of shape ‘cause they got curved” - Short Kings Anthem

This line is a double-entendre, which is a popular lyrical tool used by Cody and Noel (they’re fuckin’ clever, kids). The dudes “got curved” (got rejected) by the girl, but they also got curved physically because they had to bend down/curve their neck down to kiss her in the first place. 

Noel follows this up with the line “I can suck a titty while standing up” to emphasize the fact that he doesn’t have to adjust his height or be uncomfortable during sexual encounters. But ya know, no flex.

“I’m taking a seat on the Xans/Call that a barstool!” - Super Xan

So this is a less elegant double-entendre but bless Cody for rapping it out loud. When he says “barstool” he’s not only referring to the type of chair, he’s also saying “bar” to refer to the line of the song (ie: BARS!). “Stool” is not only a reference to the chair either; it could also refer to fact that Cody said he essentially just put some Xanax directly up his ass. So stool…like poop. Thanks, Cody. 

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.