type of guy who is always waiting for excuse or opportunity to go into exile

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

I know im tired because my reaction to this post is "fuck yessssssss"

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

they're casting jacob elordi as white pharaoh

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

come back to my place I’ve got relics bro

Ugh life is so good right now i need to read about two dudes fucking each other in the butt

i love whenever challengers get brought back into any conversation for many reasons but zendayas bob is so sickening that I genuinely get mesmerized like cocomelon. you're 31 you have a better shot with a handgun in your mouth

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

didn’t watch that hockey show bc i don’t trust anything hyped up on twitter and thought it was a heartstopper on ice type situation and I have standards but then I put it on and realized they’re fucking in ways I didn’t know you could put on tv still and I was like sorry I didn’t know. Sorry I didn’t know the vibe was skam with gay porn