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'Fault' is a strong word. And blame is a sainthood.

- Nicky, 12/5/25

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"Are you Catholic?" - Jake

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That old bitch, physics. What's she do?

- Jake, in response to a partially closed soda bottle making a weird noise, 11/18/25

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A goblet is just a bowl that went to college.

-- Nicky, 11/5/25

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Pussy's a lot of people's favorite thing, not just us and Cardi B.

- Jake, 10/29/25

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I'm seeing a bunch of old people sliding around.

- Nicky, referring to older folks at a wedding dancing

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No one stays young and Black forever.

-Jake, 7/30/25, after claiming Cool Runnings was about him and being told he looks different now

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I'm a big boy, I can watch kitchen shows.

- Jake, 8/4/25

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"I'm not gonna eat a Carolina Reaper. That's, what, like 92 million Scoville? It's as far away from the sun as it is hot."

- Jake, 5/27/25

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"And that woman? Eleanor Tumblr herself."

-- Jake, 5/23/25

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"Big boy eats the sun and poops the moon."

- Jake, 5/22/2024

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"You can abort gonorrhea pretty easily."

- Jake, 5/4/2024

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"Why can't you commit to the bit of happiness?"

- Nicky, 5/4/2024

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JJ (referring to a bandaid): It's peeling off.

Jake: You're peeling off.

JJ: I am not.

Jake: All right... Point you.

- 11/30/2023

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Jake: In this house, we love three things: lesbians and Pokémon.

JJ: You said three...?

Jake: We're also not good at math.

- 5/18/2023

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"Do you think anyone ever spells 'shawty' like 'shaughty'? Just to be fancy?"

- Jake, 4/15/2023

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JJ: Do we have any weed packed?

Jake: No.

JJ: My life is so hard.

Jake: It's because you don't believe in Jesus.

- 11/18/2022

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JJ (showing multivitamin): It's so big!

Jake: Oh, babe, that is a peanut M&M.

JJ: Which you're not supposed to swallow whole.

Jake: Puh-shaw, you don't know what.

- 6/23/2019

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