Quotes of the Days

'Fault' is a strong word. And blame is a sainthood.

That old bitch, physics. What's she do?

A goblet is just a bowl that went to college.

Pussy's a lot of people's favorite thing, not just us and Cardi B.

I'm seeing a bunch of old people sliding around.

No one stays young and Black forever.

I'm a big boy, I can watch kitchen shows.

"I'm not gonna eat a Carolina Reaper. That's, what, like 92 million Scoville? It's as far away from the sun as it is hot."

"And that woman? Eleanor Tumblr herself."

"Big boy eats the sun and poops the moon."

"You can abort gonorrhea pretty easily."

"Why can't you commit to the bit of happiness?"

JJ (referring to a bandaid): It's peeling off.

Jake: In this house, we love three things: lesbians and Pokémon.

"Do you think anyone ever spells 'shawty' like 'shaughty'? Just to be fancy?"

JJ: Do we have any weed packed?

JJ (showing multivitamin): It's so big!