Quotesfromtheidioticbus

You’re like cheese because the sun shines through your holes

Anime is just like memes fighting to death

I’m not being a nosy straight, I’m just looking to date

If I grow up, I want to name a dog Kyle.

Person A: You’re a depressing piece of sh*t Person B: I know Person A(gesturing wildly) : SEE

*shown a picture* Person a: It made me funny... Wait NO, it made me laugh, I can English -A/O

“Secondary school is like riding on a bike except the bike is on fire, you are on fire and you’re in hell Yay!” -O

Person A: There was a fire 2 years ago around the corner with... I’ve forgotten the name... umm... fire ambulances (?) outside. Person B: ... It’s fire trucks Person C: ...No they’re not, they’re called Fire Engines Person A: I’m in me mum’s fire engine, brrrm brrrm Person C: GET OUT ME FIRE ENGINE Person B: ... Person B: ...Okay...Sure... -O

Person A: “Well, they know there is more than two sexualities, not just gay and homo” Person B: “They’re the same thing you idiot” -O

“The internet: Making dumb people look smarter since the late 1990s” -A

Me and Charlotte are like an evil duo Charlotte is the evil one I’m not -O

Person A: I scream in agony to the depths of my soul Person B: Are you sure you don’t scream in agony to your nonexistent friends? -A

People from grammar schools are part of the blazer mafia -A

“Why do we need to go slow in a school zone? If they’re in the road unsafely then... Tough luck” -O

“There is nothing for you in the darkness, but your mum, and Charlie” -A

Person A: I’ll give u £5 if you get drunk on that Yazoo drink with old biscuit crumbs and spinach in it 😏 Person B: Good I need life support -O

“You’re never wrong, just certain levels of right. Unless you say Trump is good, in that case your wrong.” -A