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Had a dream that there was a new Kirby game that let you talk to your travel companion, who you could pick from a bunch of past characters.

The one who got picked in the dream was Marx, and among other things he claimed to be food-averse but enjoyed meat, and attempted to use "a 20-foot [deep] swimming pool" as a metaphor for his failed takeover of Popstar.

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Oh, yeah, and I also made the following post in said dream:

Marx: So, say I wanted to dive into a 20-foot swimming pool. Me: I'd say that you were in over your head. Marx: >:(

In said metaphor Kirby was also the lifeguard, which all around just made it seem even more like an extremely stupid, self-destructive decision.

#dreamquotes #kirby #marx kirby

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"If you know Dale from 60 waves ago, that's my cousin!"

- Gold Ship (actually talking about Drayton from Pokémon ScarVi)

#dreamquotes #uma musume #pokemon #gold ship #elite four drayton

[Zoom in on an island to the Northeast of Africa, where a flying ship that resembles the King of Red Lions is parked] Strong Bad: Happy Holidays to Barry and his family, in...uh... [Silence; Strong Bad doesn't know what country it is]

(later) Strong Bad (sarcastic): Oh, you mean the OTHER Africa? On the other side of the map?

#dreamquotes #homestar runner #strong bad #more specifically it was between africa and saudi arabia #...where there is no island

Homestar: Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-ni- *pop* Strong Bad: Homestar? Homestar!? HOOOOMESTAAAAR!!!

#dreamquotes #homestar runner #strong bad

- Are you some kind of freak?

- Do you enjoy eating eel hair?

- Do you keep bringing up Chica's [something] Menu?

- Three of the questions meant to judge you in the afterlife, read out off the wall by well-known afterlife guide MoistCr1tikal

(The menu items were all along the lines of "Pepperoni and Doom" and such)

#dreamquotes #five nights at freddy's #fnaf chica #moist critikal

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"I may be standard issue | But I'm every bit a Bob-Omb like the both of you!~"

- Bobby, speaking to Bombette and Bobbery, in a song about Paper Mario Partners

#dreamquotes #paper mario

"I'm 100 years old plus one finger and many more. But maybe you knew that, because you're YOU!"

-Orbulon introducing himself, in a Warioware game about Wario chasing after a balloon

#dreamquotes #warioware #orbulon #his portrait was a weird amalgamation of his modern and human forms #the flanderization hit him REAL hard in this dream

"GETTING A JOB IS A BEAST"

-Printed along a graphic shirt with an oversimplified suit-and-tie design on the front (yes, it was Mr. Beast-branded)

#dreamquotes #i'm not tagging that guy #he knows what he did

Ski Resort Receptionist: I didn't expect to be stiffed today.

Guy Who Turned Himself Into A Robot Earlier: Well, I didn't expect to be in a PLANE CRASH!

#dreamquotes #the ski resort let you take different forms if you wanted #the crash survivors all turned themselves into robots #except for protonjon #who made himself a companion cube for some reason #the other four had to carry him around while he navigated

"you should link your flame"

- Devil Cookie, leaving a comment in Dark Choco's guestbook (presumably trying to imply he looks like a Dark Souls character)

#dreamquotes #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #devil cookie #dark choco cookie #it was specifically in Kingdom in the dream

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TV's Frank: I've turned my husband into an ant! Sure, he'll die with the kids in the car, but he'll live!

Dr. Forrester: ...I'm blocked by a bee. An invisible, BURGLAR bee.

#dreamquotes #mst3k #tv's frank #dr forrester #in the dream it was understood this was a reference to an infamous richard nixon speech #in which he ranted about invisible communists #the sol crew were VERY concerned

[At the end of being accused of every crime in Springfield since 1900]

Interrogator: You stole money from your father, Philip J. Fry, who was sent 1000 years into the future.

Bart: What are you talking about? My father is Homer Simpson!

Deep Voice: Hahaha...you FOOL!

(A shadow emerges from the darkness. Homer is revealed to be a puppet, piloted by Snowball, the Dark Wizard. Bart is dragged off by the police.)

Bart: No...NOOOOOOO!!!

#dreamquotes #the simpsons #futurama #bart simpson #philip j fry #homer simpson

"...both of my sons, who tragically lost their mothers..."

- Chloe Bourgeois, very obviously making stuff up

#dreamquotes #miraculous ladybug #chloe bourgeois

(Mario walks up to a FLUDD nozzle with an absurdly long barrel.)

FLUDD: Mario, this is a 360 NoScope RPG MAP Quest Mipsle Clip-

(The giant mermaid shopkeep they're about to fight shoots the nozzle before I can read the rest. A little bit of blood spurts out.)

#dreamquotes #super mario sunshine #mario #fludd #apparently the nozzle would've fired water like a shotgun #tw: guns

(Context: The actress has been murdering the leading actors of movies that performed better than hers at the awards. She's being interrogated near a mutilated piñata of a witch.)

Actress: Why is the Wicked Witch of the West so short, anyway?

Tom Fawkes: Cause she's got an inferiority complex!

Me (walking past this and interrupting): That's why she hates the Munchkins so much.

#dreamquotes #tom fawkes #wizard of oz #tw: murder

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Q: What are shoes with game controllers on them called?

A) Go-Go Boots

B) Stasis Switches

C) Move and Grooves

((There were two more possible answers which I don't remember. I picked C, which was wrong. This disappointed the merchant who owned the magazine this question was in, who was played by Baofu from Persona 2.))

#dreamquotes #persona 2 #baofu #i suspect the right answer was one of the ones i forgot #gogo boots are already a thing #and stasis switches doesn't sound right either

"Virgins are bi, right?"

-Yogurt Cream Cookie, in large text, completely out of nowhere (the conversation was previously about the journey everyone was going on; the dream was about Miitopia)

#dreamquotes #cookie run #miitopia #yogurt cream cookie #i should tag this as something #but i have no idea what

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