Quotable TV

“Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?”

“Achievement is often anonymous. Some of the greatest things have been done by people you have never heard of, quietly dedicating their lives to improving your own.”

“Welcome to marriage. Huge, important life decisions with unexpected consequences, all take on a leap of faith.”

“I know this seems like the greatest disappointment of your life, but trust me there are going to be so many more.”

“Holiday shopping tip: fill a Starbucks cup with vodka.”

“Art is love made public.”

“What is politics, but chess on a grand scale?”

“In my fantasies I’m a wild lover. In real life, my sexual prowess has been described as ‘fun’, ‘adequate’, 'it’ll get the job done’.”

“Being a responsible adult sucks butts.”

“A girl’s gotta be her own hero, every now and again.”

“The future is scary, but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar.”

“I’m more than this one terrible thing that happened to me.”

“We all change. When you think about it, we’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s okay. That’s good. You’ve gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people you used to be.”

“The great thing about hobbies is you don’t have to be good at them, you just gave to enjoy them.”

“Your taste is your taste, it doesn’t matter who likes it.”

“Forgiveness isn’t something you give someone who’s hurt you. Forgiveness is something you give yourself.”

“Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor IS naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing.”