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A sandwich made with stupid bread and idiotic ingredients. Absolutely buffoonish sandwich. Who made this. Asinine.

hamblregr!

The head of the man who killed my father, placed in a buttery croissantery bun

An unkind sandwich that gives you scoliosis

Sandwich made with unlimited mayonnaise

Sandwich of “You will be rendered unconscious for the next 24 hours”. Comes with a free waiver!

A mysterious flavor that is indescrimbable by the tongue and mouth

i keep reblogging posts to quiznos when i mean to my main. this will keep happening. :(((

A burnt panini that holds great sentimental value. I will cry bittersweet tears as you devour my dear friend.

The torrential plague of locusts, new served in side a sanded wich

A very warm dog.

A loaf of bread soaked in fish water and stuffed with various ancient bits

A very hideous sandwich that is painful to look at

Several Pieces of Cardboard Soaked in a Mustard Fluid in a Toastered Brioche Bun

sandwich but we put the bread on the inside and all that wet stuff on the outside. good luck