Second Star To The Right

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

and dont forget no microtransactions

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games. 

OH MY GOD

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

Thankyou for the warning, I was not ready for that.

not all heroes wear capes

“He punched me in the face once, it was awesome!”

Synchronized catting

This is called mirroring. Cats do this with each other (and humans!) as a way of being social.