just a creatchure

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

Apparently Goji likes the Colosseum because it reminds him of his old temple in KOTM, we love it when the Kaiju shows personally!

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

i skink therefore i scram...!

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

tumblr users will be like it's wrong to judge people based on their words and actions