the children are the future

… What corner of Take-everything-seriouslyville did you crawl out of?

Are you normal?

Yeah, it’s called the mall.

That was a very concerning response.

Yet you’d rather pre-pubescent children running around everywhere and sad animals in a cage?

Yeah?

Excuse me? Clearly we’ve never met before but I assume that you’ve already put me in the category of starbucks loving-diet obsessed-teenage white girl who’s idea of fun is shopping and partying every weekend, right? 

Uh... I was more just referring to the partying part. And anything that might involve teenage girls in general.

That’s a little condescending, although sort of true. But I am the best person to ask about fun activities appropriate for ages over ten years old.

How unfortunate it is that I have to avoid a teenage girl's idea of fun at all costs, huh?

Whoever told you that probably isn’t from around here. 

Why do I get the feeling you're probably not the best person to ask about things like zoo's around here?