haaah, how time flies by... :) can’t wait till s4 comes out this year

*looks all sad and fabulous, shows off altean magic and regrows trees like in a barbie movie*

Lance: *thats my chance ‘cause 'obviously' i ain’t gonn' find another girl like her on earth ‘cause she is an Altean, duh~, and the only Altean i ever spoke to, because we had to spent time together. And because i think i deserve her like in '500 DAYS OF SUMMER' and not what i need.

And i want to have not any girlfriend but an alien-girlfriend.

I think she will regret not choosing me because i’m desperate and therefor she deserves me!

Even if every other alien girl has rejected me, even Allura until end of season7, it says ‘THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM’*

Lance: "You can come to -"

Allura: "Ok!"

And they kissed and lived happily ever after -... until one of them died on the 13th episode of the last season and left the other to be a widowed vegetable and give up on their space dreams and become a farmer.

DID LOTOR HAVE A FUNERAL?                                                                  ISN’T HIS PHYSICAL BODY STILL ROTTING  IN THAT MECHA?          WHERE THE HECK ARE THESE MECHAS? WHERE DID THEY GO AFTER REBOOMING OF THE BIG BANG?????