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@quinlin-sonden
Is letting your cognate handcuff you a good way of building trust in your cognate relationship?
yes
no
the elfple [elf people] have spoken!
Well, I suppose we have no choice but to obey 78.9% of eflple ;)
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what's with shirtless alden all of a sudden? Lore?
felt like drawing alden shirtless
@quinlin-sonden @alden-dedrick-vacker
Admiring my cognate's shirtless appearance is a necessary part of the training process!
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Alden Vacker
Quinlin Sonden by @doodle-do-wop
Alden Vacker by @purplesoup-lad-le
How is Alden losing? He's the obvious choice. There is no one in the world more sexy than Alden Vacker.
Quinlin you are like the five stages of grief except it's all denial
What am I grieving? My divorce with Livvy? I'm not in denial about that, I've reached the acceptance stage and I'm now happily married to Alden. In a platonic way.
Ay, one year anniversary for Qualden.
Happy anniversary to our favorite heterosexual husbands <333
@alden-dendrick-vacker happy anniversary, my love!
no homo
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did you know you are gay 😱
It isn't a choice. The Gay Lords have decided for you.
I'm not gay! The Gay Lords must have made a mistake!
My husband @alden-dendrick-vacker can vouch for me- I'm completely heterosexual.
It breaks my heart to see our youth being tricked into thinking they're gay because of those "are you gay" quizzes. I took one and it said I was gay even though I'm clearly not. You can't trust them. They're just a plot by the Neverseen to turn your kids gay.
do you think that your cognate would be a more reliable source on whether or not you’re queer, sir? /gen
I'm a very reliable source, and Alden isn't queer at all! He's just as straight as I am.
It breaks my heart to see our youth being tricked into thinking they're gay because of those "are you gay" quizzes. I took one and it said I was gay even though I'm clearly not. You can't trust them. They're just a plot by the Neverseen to turn your kids gay.
The confession of love isn't gay, it's an essential part of the cognate bond!
We always say "no homo" in the dreams!!
The quiz said I was gay! My husband is right- it's clearly unreliable.
It breaks my heart to see our youth being tricked into thinking they're gay because of those "are you gay" quizzes. I took one and it said I was gay even though I'm clearly not. You can't trust them. They're just a plot by the Neverseen to turn your kids gay.
The confession of love isn't gay, it's an essential part of the cognate bond!
We always say "no homo" in the dreams!!
It breaks my heart to see our youth being tricked into thinking they're gay because of those "are you gay" quizzes. I took one and it said I was gay even though I'm clearly not. You can't trust them. They're just a plot by the Neverseen to turn your kids gay.
The confession of love isn't gay, it's an essential part of the cognate bond!
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Gay.
That's all people thanks for coming have a nice night
I don't know why you would send this to me, I am entirely heterosexual.
who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who isn’t constantly having. gay thoughts
Alden and Quinlin had an "intense sexual relationship". Historians will say they were best friends.
The historians are wrong. We're more than friends...
We're cognates!
We're not gay though
is Quinlin or Alden gayer
Here's a riddle:
I think that the guy I like is handsome. I love his vibrant teal eyes, and his dark, wavy hair. When he asks me whether I've spilled my secrets to anyone else, I reply, "only you."
Who am I?
...You'd probably think Sophie, right? Describing Fitz.
No. These are all canon descriptions of Alden from Quinlin's point of view.
I think we can safely say that the answer is Quinlin.
I’m not gay, I can just appreciate a man’s beauty
Of course. And I'm sure you married said man out of "appreciation" too, right?
Absolutely!
is Quinlin or Alden gayer
Here's a riddle:
I think that the guy I like is handsome. I love his vibrant teal eyes, and his dark, wavy hair. When he asks me whether I've spilled my secrets to anyone else, I reply, "only you."
Who am I?
...You'd probably think Sophie, right? Describing Fitz.
No. These are all canon descriptions of Alden from Quinlin's point of view.
I think we can safely say that the answer is Quinlin.
I’m not gay, I can just appreciate a man’s beauty
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Where's the Honeymoon?
We're in a human city called New York and we just visited the Stonewall Inn, which I hear is a lovely place for heterosexual men.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE HOMOHETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE!!!! I WISH YOU BOTH THE BEST!!!
Thank you! A strange typo to make, though. What's "homo" about two men getting married and loving one another deeply?
