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You can lie when you name things

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Jumblr is so fucking annoying (go figure) because tumblr antisemitism is lowkey fake as hell. On instagram you bear witness to one trillion holocaust jokes and juice box emojis and blocking them only makes them show up more on your page. If you try to tell meta and they send the actual FBI to shut down your account. On twitter you got elon musk fucking with your algorithm to make you forget about his sieg heil and come in contact with groypers with 1.3 million followers. On tumblr you have a circle of annoying nazis you’ll never come in contact with unless you go searching for them but jumblr which is composed of a good 40% larping gentiles complain about the very careful verbiage used to describe a genocide orchestrated by the self-proclaimed Jewish state. And the gag is they’re still actively looking for those posts to complain about.

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

idc what ozempic tells u, it’s a Fat Girl Summer

WAIT HOLD ON I cannot fucking believe when I was like four years old my parents were cajoling me to walk with the family and trying to get me to keep up even though I kept insisting that I was "tired" until they took me to a doctor and found out my LUNGS DIDN'T WORK. how insane that we live in a world where reasonably loving parents think their FOUR YEAR OLD is trying to be LAZY. like they were mortified to be clear. adults are just so trained to ignore children's complaints as untrustworthy, kids just need discipline, they can't possibly speak for themselves. what the fuuuuck.

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE BTW you should always be trying to take children seriously, especially very little ones but definitely all of them. the most disempowered class basically legally defined as property and most people are like "yeah that's good actually I hate when they Loiter lol they're stupid and loud and i actually think children should stop existing. restrict their personhood more actually"