Quiffism

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

might make up some adjectives like bill shakespeare did. fell like that would be rather perchrancheous of me

Soo yeah, love everything about this. 

The only problematic thing with e-books is that after I’ve finished them I can’t put them on my trophy shelf, like a serial killer. 

Men need to start dressing sluttier I can't do this shit anymore

In the mood to delete everything, go missing for a month, get my life together and come back

i came. i saw. i left early

if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes

rip to all of you but im gonna get it

It’s been years but I never fail to laugh at this downright dumb ass scene

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

we’ll meet again in another life