I'll Make This Feel Like Home

Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

The chorus of Wahoos is deafening and delightful.

hey kiss me really quick i have to tell you a secret through your mouth

#how one direction whisper

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

final projects time in ceramics and ppl are like "i'm making a teapot" "i'm making a cute mushroom pitcher" and my ass is over here like "what if i make a big ass hamster cookie jar where u have to put your hand down its throat"

literally every day i say to myself “wow i’m having a really bad one today” like girl i think this is just your life.