Consistent Sleepiness

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a friend shared these with me — people are still piecing the info together, but seems like this is a true phenomenon

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Then neo-fascism reared its head in America, but Roma and Jews were left out of the conversation in terms of people being impacted, because our oppression was “over.”

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

He printed off a bunch of Mr. Clean logos and hid them all over the house. In cups, under furniture, in the fuckin jar of flour. Everywhere.

First few days we found a lot, then of course they started to dwindle. Hadn’t found one in a few months, I thought we were done.

Wednesday I went to take down a bottle of champagne that we’ve had for a while. Fuckin’ Mr. Clean was tucked in the box. Don’t know why it pissed me off. But it did. But I let it go, because hey, this had to be the last one.

Today I’m putting soda in the fridge and i notice something sticking out from under one of the magnets and I think no.

no we are done with them.

we had to be done with them.

Slowly, the knowledge of what must be there sitting like a rock in my gut, I peel back the magnet.

Mr. Clean’s smug-ass face is staring back at me, the shiny bald-headed bastard.

That’s it. This is the tiny scrap of trademark-laden paper that breaks the camel’s back. I demand satisfaction for this nonsense.

My natural response: Print out 80 tiny copies of the Brawny Man and hide them in my brother’s room. In his bed, in his laundry bin, in his clothes drawers. Folded one up under the battery pack of one of his controllers. There’s one in the lamp over his bed, and you can see it through the glass bowl. 80 fuckin Brawny guys.

He’ll still be at a football game for another few hours.

Target still sleeping

First Brawny Man uncovered by maternal unit

Target is mobile

Target admitted to finding 6 Brawny Men, plus the one uncovered by the maternal unit.

Target returned to his room

Possible discoveries to follow

Target has found 2 more

Claims he hasn’t been looking for them. We’ll see how long that lasts.

4 found. Elder brother (henceforth to be referred to as Eagle Two) has… encouraged Target to search.

Revenge Seeker: Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Little Brother: Aries, Cancer, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Maternal Unit: Taurus, Pisces

It’s been three and a half years and we’re still finding these fucking Mr. Cleans in places around the house.

Little brother is now in college.

me: 

@scarcity-of-cats @annajanes

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A Boy Razed, A Girl Raised

I grew up with a subconscious hatred of everything that I was.

I hated the facial hair, the receding hairline, the thinning hair, and my voice.

I felt like an alien in my own body, trapped in a puppet that I had no idea I wanted out of.

A figure lost in the matrix, consumed by society’s demands for a boy and for men.

Keep the facial hair, it lets you look more mature.

Keep your hair short, it…