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101. āThey say that we all came from stardust. If thatās true, I think that you came from the Sun.ā
102. āThe first time I saw you, you tripped into the room, and my heart tripped right along with you. It hasnāt stopped falling since.ā
103. āDoes this happen to you a lot? Because ānot againā isnāt the response Iād expect from someone I just found unconscious in my garden.ā
104. āI actually hate you right now. Iām considering making you my official arch-nemesis. I might make t-shirts. And badges.ā
105. āWe were supposed to have time. I canāt do itā¦I canātā¦I canāt say goodbye.ā
106. āI could steal them for you. I could also get them through legitimate means. Which would impress you more?ā
107. āI love you but donāt you think 32 tubs of ice cream is a littleā¦extreme?ā
108. āI donāt think I can forgive you for this.ā
109. āIād probably conquer the world for you if you asked me to.ā
110. āThe arrow is supposed to go in the target! Not you!ā
111. āDo I even want to know how you learned to pick a lock?ā
112. āErrā¦you can let go of my hand nowā¦ā
113. āYouāre completely ridiculous. I canāt believe I find you attractive.ā
114. āāWeāll do it somehowā is not a plan you jackass!ā
115. āWhat do you mean you found a dragon!?ā
116. āIf youāre here to arrest me you should know that I have no intention of coming quietly.ā
117. āI need to borrow a shovel and a torch. Oh, and do you know how to get bloodstains out of a carpet?ā
118. āYour fight is my fight.ā
119. āIām going to need years of therapy to get through this friendship. Iām sending you the bill.ā
120. āRemove that knife from my throat or Iāll remove your head from your shoulders.ā
121. āI would have loved you all my life. Iāll still love you even after Iām gone.ā
122. āHow does one accidentally invent a time machine? What were you trying to make?!ā
123. āStop saying things that make me want to kiss you!ā
124. āLook on the bright side, if we fail, we die, so at least we wonāt have to deal with the consequences.ā
125. āQuick! I need you to hide me and I have no time to explain!ā
126. āI refuse to keep crying over you.ā
127. āShoot now, panic later!ā
128. āI need you to help me fake my death.ā
129. āI hate your face. Itās distracting.ā
130. āYou canāt kiss me like that then expect me to forget you.ā
131. āWhen we get arrested for doing this I fully intend to turn on you. Just, you know, heads up.ā
132. āDo you regularly show up at peopleās doors at 3am or am I really special?ā
133. āAre youā¦are you trying to flirt with me?ā
134. āIām entirely too sober for this conversation.ā
135. āI TOLD YOU WE SHOULDNāT HAVE PUSHED THE BUTTON!ā
136. āYou just had to dare them, didnāt you.ā
137. āCalm down, this isnāt my blood.ā
138. āIf you hadnāt just almost died Iād be really tempted to kill you right now.ā
139. āFor the last time, I didnāt mean to blow it up! It just happened!ā
140. āRemember that thing I told you about and I said it wouldnāt be a problem? Well, it turns out it actually is a problem. Sort of a āend of the universe as we know itā type of problem. I may need help.ā
141. āA morgue is not a good hiding place!ā
142. āI only set it on fire a little bit. In my defence, I didnāt think it would be that flammable.ā
143. āIām done waiting for you to see me. I canāt do this anymore.ā
144. āWell what did you expect when you ignored the āKeep Outā sign!ā
145. āWhy the hell do you have a sword?!ā
146. āYou shouldnāt have heard that.ā
147. āI honestly canāt tell if youāre being serious right now. What youāre suggesting is completely impossible but Iāve seen that look before and itās usually followed by you roping me into something illegal.ā
148. āWake me up again and youāre gonna wish Iād died in my sleep.ā
149. āWhat do you mean you kidnapped the President?!ā
150. A random choice from any of the above