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@quickie-for-real
Intro Post:
Ooc: hi! Just as a warning, this blog will likely more follow my "earth 311619" storyline, so be prepared for that.
Anyway, back in character:
'Sup? Name's Peter. Idk, my agent suggested I try and boost my popularity somehow? So, here I am.
Fastest man on the planet, but you likely knew that.
Total video game lover, Coyote Quest is THE SHIT!!! Retro games rock.
Uhhh yeah interact and shit. When I'm not saving the world I'll be sure to try and respond.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Little lady has decided that stuffing her entire fist in my mouth is the funniest thing ever.
I don't know why, but whenever my mouth is open, she's just... trying to stuff her little hand in there.
Someone that understands babies, help
Update: it has been over a month, she still does this.
Little lady is now four months old, and still does this
Update, she is almost six months old, I don't think she's ever gonna stop
Finally published the next chapter to my oc x canon fic lol. This is the one where they actually fuck!!!! Hope you all enjoy it :]
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54965476/chapters/219372856
Happy pride month, guys. My wife and I are both a little bit gay.
great, vampires are real now? what's next, werewolves?
- @forever-if-i-have-to
Well, ya never know these days. I haven’t met any myself but uhh, it’s a possibility.
...uh, hi! Werewolf here. Pleasure to meet you.
I am also a werewolf.
Holy shit. Well there’s the answer to your million dollar question; werewolves are real.
@forever-if-i-have-to
what the actual fuck why is the whole halloween crew here??? we just need a zombie or a skeleton
Hi. fFranken stein or zombe. Holloween soon? Not now.
What the fuck is happening right now? Where did everybody just come from? 😭
dude i dont know i thought the ask message thing would be funny. does there need to be a halloween party now or something
We really do need to find a way to differentiate the two of you (Kyle and Tate)
No fucking collars tho
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Can't believe it's been a year already... fuck, I love my wife
Reblogging bc it's loving my wife hours
You have a child and a wife?
I fear I've been living under a rock... Because last I checked you were still blaring Nirvana while raiding kitchens.
Yeah. Crazy year, huh? Got caught fucking on TV, married the woman that makes me look good, adopted a puppy, had a whole-ass baby... I'm doin' pretty good, even if i do say so myself.
But hey, I've always done things quick.
AND YOU CANNOT PIN ALL OF THAT ON ME! REMY STOLE SHIT TOO!
Two truths and a lie.
Oooh, uh.
Before I met my now wife (back when I was a total douchebag), I jerked off to a picture of her. I feel incredibly guilty about this to this day.
The first time I met my father, I was ten years old.
My favorite childhood babysitter is a cow.
Can't believe she's sitting up all by herself now! So proud, such a clever girl
Hell yeah, that's my girl!
Found some old pics of me lmao. Including one from halloween
Not much of a twink, am I?
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Peanut? At the same time?
...fuuuuuuck, little lady's started crawling. Time to start properly baby-proofing the apartment ig.
Sorry in advance to Powderpuff, who will now be stuck in specific areas, unable to get through to them without Ames, The Ward, or I picking him up first.
@quickie-for-real I AM NOT A TWINK
ME:
YOU:
Take it back or I will crush you.
Gotta catch me first, meep meep
These are stupid things to brag about. Although the cereal thing is kind of cool.
And I can have a kid you dumbass. Just haven't yet. Bad timing, trying to take over the world
"Take over the world"
My guy, you haven't even taken over a CITY. You're on a council, you're not leading it. You're not mayor.
What, are you trying to get dinosaur aged before moving up in the world?
I'm pretty sure my dad's had more successful attempts at world domination than you, and he's a ninety something year old dude that spent years inside a plastic prison.
OKAY I'VE HAD IT with your BITCHY ATTITUDE.
Real men can't rely on stupid mutations to make progress in the world. We have to pull ourselves up by the bootstraps and start small. I can't move up in the government without starting small in city counsel. I can't take over the world without becoming the president of the United States first. Common sense, little spazz boy.
Clearly your super speed does not include super speedy brain processing power.
This you?
Also, i am more than just my mutation, okay? Yes, it has granted me opportunities that others haven't gotten, but it's also fucked me up.
Yeah that's me.
Sounds like you have a problem with women. That sucks, but it's not a problem I have. I win.
And I've had to bust my ass too, you know. My life sucked bad before I got good.
I've only been on city counsel for a few months. You really think this shit happens overnight? Suck it, princess. Mic drop.
...damn, I thought you'd been at this for a couple years atp. A few months? That's... better than i thought, I'll admit.
(But seriously, what HAVE you done that has benefitted your home town?)
let’s play 2 truths 1 lie, I GO FIRST!
1. i hate bunnies
2. i love kai
3. kai is amazing and glorious
Oh well damn, you stumped me. If I had to make a wild guess, I would say...Number 1 is the lie.
yeah!! you got it, smarty pants.
now you go :3
1) I ate my twin sister while we were in my mother's womb
2) I got my degree in religious studies at Yale
3) Ava is a bunny
the lie is you ate your twin sister in the womb… i hope 🥲
Technically you are not physically a bunny....
I definitely ate my sister in the womb. Probably explains why I tried to eat Winter's arm when she was a newborn...
Damn, failed at having a twin.
Can't have a kid, can't have your own cereal, can't make your dick vibrate, can't find your own werewolf, what CAN you do?
I didn't fail at having a twin. It wasn't my womb, dip shit. I won at competing for resources. I consumed the weaker sibling and became the indestructible man you see before you now.
I do a lot. I can kill you, have my groupies kill you, get laid any time and day I want without a ball-and-chain, I can kill you, I don't worry about what other people want or need, I can run my own army, and I can kill you with no remorse (and a lot of arousal)
Well, to do most of those things, you (or your buddies, or your wonderful ladies) would have to catch me first.
Also, don't talk about my wife like that. She chose me, if anything I'm the one dragging her down.
And hey, as a twin, I'd say that consuming the other would he failing at that.
You'd have had an eternal right hand person.
@quickie-for-real I AM NOT A TWINK
ME:
YOU:
Take it back or I will crush you.
Gotta catch me first, meep meep
These are stupid things to brag about. Although the cereal thing is kind of cool.
And I can have a kid you dumbass. Just haven't yet. Bad timing, trying to take over the world
"Take over the world"
My guy, you haven't even taken over a CITY. You're on a council, you're not leading it. You're not mayor.
What, are you trying to get dinosaur aged before moving up in the world?
I'm pretty sure my dad's had more successful attempts at world domination than you, and he's a ninety something year old dude that spent years inside a plastic prison.
OKAY I'VE HAD IT with your BITCHY ATTITUDE.
Real men can't rely on stupid mutations to make progress in the world. We have to pull ourselves up by the bootstraps and start small. I can't move up in the government without starting small in city counsel. I can't take over the world without becoming the president of the United States first. Common sense, little spazz boy.
Clearly your super speed does not include super speedy brain processing power.
This you?
Also, i am more than just my mutation, okay? Yes, it has granted me opportunities that others haven't gotten, but it's also fucked me up.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
let’s play 2 truths 1 lie, I GO FIRST!
1. i hate bunnies
2. i love kai
3. kai is amazing and glorious
Oh well damn, you stumped me. If I had to make a wild guess, I would say...Number 1 is the lie.
yeah!! you got it, smarty pants.
now you go :3
1) I ate my twin sister while we were in my mother's womb
2) I got my degree in religious studies at Yale
3) Ava is a bunny
the lie is you ate your twin sister in the womb… i hope 🥲
Technically you are not physically a bunny....
I definitely ate my sister in the womb. Probably explains why I tried to eat Winter's arm when she was a newborn...
Damn, failed at having a twin.
Can't have a kid, can't have your own cereal, can't make your dick vibrate, can't find your own werewolf, what CAN you do?
@quickie-for-real I AM NOT A TWINK
ME:
YOU:
Take it back or I will crush you.
Gotta catch me first, meep meep
These are stupid things to brag about. Although the cereal thing is kind of cool.
And I can have a kid you dumbass. Just haven't yet. Bad timing, trying to take over the world
"Take over the world"
My guy, you haven't even taken over a CITY. You're on a council, you're not leading it. You're not mayor.
What, are you trying to get dinosaur aged before moving up in the world?
I'm pretty sure my dad's had more successful attempts at world domination than you, and he's a ninety something year old dude that spent years inside a plastic prison.
