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“Josie says I need to stop bad mouthing other pokemon and legendaries but I don’t have a mouth so I don’t see how something I don’t have can be bad.”

“Arceus also needs to answer for why I’m not a pleasant shade of violet.”

“Arceus needs to come and “c” us, so I can take that ring thing from around their waist. Its for their benefit I swear. Not because I wish to pawn it off for spending cash.”

“The only Shedinja that have authority of my own authority are purple Shedinjas but we don’t talk about if that happens. Forget I said anything.”

“I’m the number one Shedinja on the moon. There’s no Shedinja’s on the moon so I can claim this right. I claim many things and this is one of them. The next conquest will be space itself.”

“If you want to buy a manual about being cool you have to take me to dinner first. That’s the deal.”

“If you think me being a bug husk will stop me from advertising my law firm all over the region then I have good news for you.”

“You know what they say about assumptions? It means I’m always right. Except when Josie gets annoyed with me boasting about being wrong all the time.”

“Assume you can best me in broken microwave trivia for valentines day and I’ll show you true fear.”

“I give sound economic advice because there is no such thing as an economy anymore in the neighboring wastelands. Its been that way for a while so you can pretty much make up whatever you want. Unless Josie gets mad at you for it.”

“Ice cream and apple pie is contraband unless you give me 2/3′s of it. I can’t eat it but I can put it in savings were it can slowly melt and rot away. We’ll be millionaires at this rate. That’s my valentines gift to the world.”