this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
The “Thunk” will always kill me.
14/10 doing his best
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Love Begins
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The Stonewall Inn

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
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Jules of Nature
Sweet Seals For You, Always
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
The “Thunk” will always kill me.
14/10 doing his best

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ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?
it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.
tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though
thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.
It is my great pleasure to introduce the newest member of our little flock, Fjalar.
Fjalar is a young Öländsk dvärghöna (Öland bantam) rooster, hatched last summer. He is not here to replace our beloved Aron, who faithfully watched over the hens for so many years and whose place in our hearts will always be his alone. Instead, Fjalar arrives to begin his own journey, to build his own story and, in time, leave his own mark on our little flock. He follows in a proud tradition established by Rufus and Aron, two remarkable roosters who each cared for their hens in their own way.
I must admit that it feels rather special to hear a rooster crowing across the garden once again. It is a sound I have missed far more than I realised.
The hens seem to have taken the arrival of their new gentleman very much in their stride. And Hedda in particular, who was always especially fond of Aron, already seems quite pleased that such a handsome young man has moved into the neighbourhood.
Fjalar's name comes from Norse mythology. In the poem Völuspá, a rooster named Fjalar crows to herald the coming of Ragnarök, the end of the world. Fortunately, the only thing this Fjalar is announcing here in Käxsundet is a happy new chapter for our much-loved feathered family.
Värmland, Sweden (25 July 2026).
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you want me pregnant
the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

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what if i told uou we could have so much more you and i
Tag! You're It! - My 2nd year film :D
"why is EVERY song about love" I'm begging you to dig just a tiny bit deeper, there's literally thousands of songs that aren't love songs. You don't even have to look for the most obscure underground artists ever, the fucking Beatles of all people have a song about a guy who kills people with a hammer

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This has no right being this fucking funny
I just turn on peaceful mode when I’m exploring far away from my base in Minecraft these days. I am not interested in losing all of the stuff I collect out there.
I usually play on survival easy mode because I like just a little bit of tension in my gameplay but during certain tasks it just becomes annoying.
I’m a big advocate for changing your game difficulty in the middle of playing it. If you randomly want one thing to be easier or harder the option is there for you.
*John and Paul are hung upside down from a tree*
Paul: We English have a word for this situation…
John and Paul: *disturbingly realistic screaming* HELP
it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts
it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts
it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on
it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.
it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on
it IS saturday. some of us shall rest but others among us must still get it on. let's do it cunts
it IS sunday. Rest easy, cunts. you got it on.

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does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw
Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.