stars and perpetual silence

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

i wish i lived in the universe tongue tied by grouplove takes place in

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

!!!!!!

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me