Queer Pirate Brainrot

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

This is pretty much the only fanon idea I have ever decided to hold personally true. I love it. It is the best.

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

brb imagining koschei and zaeth playing pokemon go on the streets of sanfran after midnight

Lou is such a powerhouse performer. His confrontation with Ermine is so incredible, and he seems legitimately pissed off. His tone of voice, the way his body closes up, his facial expression... Completely selling this moment. This entire meeting he delivers such a masterful performance of a man who is trying his best in a shitty situation and at his wits end with the bureaucracy of the Camarilla.

I just adore how unified front the coterie is about agreeing that batchild is not a vampire. Like that's familia i fear.

LaVonte accidentally spilling that he cares about Purpee (HE WANTS TO MAKE IT A NEW ROME) mid-rant about how much it sucks is just. There is no one like lou wilson.

LaVonte crashing out in front of the boss. Zaeth is the only one being kind of formal. Doing a little bow. He's got his little clipboard. Desperately trying to get a word in while everyone is going bat shit bananas saying absolutely unintelligible shit. Koschei saying the comic book ones scare him and why does the big muscle guy have such low self esteem?