SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

#extradirty

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if i look back, i am lost
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@queerofsheba
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

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the signs as.... I don't fuckin know oven temperatures
Leo: 325°F
Libra: 400°F
Cancer: 350°F
Virgo: 300°F
Aries: 275°F
Sagittarius: 150°F
Aquarius: 225°F
Gemini: 425°F
Scorpio: 150°F
Taurus: 125°F
Capricorn: 0°F
Pisces: -250°F
this is so me
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife
the post-grad experience
How do you keep your beard so neat? Mines a mess. 😭
believe it or not i am asked this a lot and i actually don’t do anything to style it i think i am quite lucky it stays inside the lines itself pretty evenly but i do have one of those electric razors where you can set the length of beard you want to keep in millimetres to maintain the length of it but i don’t really need to do that either i have no advice for u this entire paragraph u just read was me appreciating my own beard and personal experiences

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reclaiming “haha youre gay” as a friendly affirmation between, two gays, is nice actually
I know I'm a handful but thats what you got two hands for
GOT A BOW ON MY PANTIES CAUSE MY ASS IS A PRESENT

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“Most of [Trump’s voters] are childless single men who masturbate to anime.”
POLITICS
US elections are LIT
after hearing about j. lo's new track with dr luke
me: *picks up phone*
the block: hello?
me: imma need you to come get jenny
YAAAASSSS
GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN
THANK YOU!!!!
we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with
‘It’s all in your head’
yes which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

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GIVE EVERYTHING BUT UP
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect