Queer Fandom Trifecta

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

i've been trying to figure out what lestat's narration style reminded me of and have just realized that it's kuzco from the emperor's new groove

the lesdaughter gabistat parallels regarding lover’s lane/exposing claudia to sex for the first time….its going to be insanely painful

I’m convinced they’re gonna actually let Daniel and Armand fuck nasty style on our screens cause if they’re actually going that hard with Lestat and Gabrielle then they’re not gonna back down at Devils Minion

Everyday I live in fear of the HR fandom getting ever closer to Sitcom Dad!Ilya and Sitcom Mom!Shane being what we are forced to digest as fandom staples

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.