Queer Fandom Trifecta

I’m convinced they’re gonna actually let Daniel and Armand fuck nasty style on our screens cause if they’re actually going that hard with Lestat and Gabrielle then they’re not gonna back down at Devils Minion

Everyday I live in fear of the HR fandom getting ever closer to Sitcom Dad!Ilya and Sitcom Mom!Shane being what we are forced to digest as fandom staples

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

i personally actually really relate to daniel molloy because i too am constantly occupied by attempting a fair and in depth analysis of interview with the vampire while simultaneously operating under the unbelievably biased lens of my fatal degree of adoration for the vampire armand