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antoni, to the hero’s kid: can i ride your go kart?

kid: yeah, if you want.

antoni: can i wear your helmet too though?

kid: i don’t care.

antoni: okay!

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antoni, at the top of his lungs: WHERE’S THE WHITE TUX

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*tan and karamo are dancing*

*karamo dips lil tan almost to the floor*

bobby, with alarming urgency, diving over to tan: WATCH HIS HEAD WATCH HIS HEAD

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jonathan’s impression of tan: one has to wonder, are these really my friends? or are they actually nightmare tramps?

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antoni: oh for god’s sake are we doing guacamole again

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jonathan to the hero’s family: if you guys want anything else uncle jonathan says yes

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bobby, breaking the family’s entire oven: well!!!!!! i guess i’m giving them a new oven ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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antoni, in despair: WHY. are there so many sippy cups

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antoni, in alarm: oh GOD. i just found a bag of teeth.

hero’s wife: i kept my daughter’s teeth.

antoni: okay, zero judgement, but maybe they should be in a special little box, not literally right behind your head in a bag for an UNSUSPECTING GAY GUY WHO JUST WALKED INTO YOUR HOUSE AND THOUGHT HE COULD STICK HIS HAND INNOCENTLY DOWN AND FIND HUMAN TEETH

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*the fab 5 get pulled over*

*the cop reveals himself to be the nominator*

tan: YOU CAN’T DO THAT TO BROWN PEOPLE!1!!!

antoni: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING BACK TO CANADA

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tan: what’s that lasso all about, behind you?

hero: that’s not a lasso, that’s a whip.

bobby: you know what that is, tan, don’t act like you don’t know what that is.

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karamo, holding up a pack of extra large condoms: CLEARLY he has a big penis.

jonathan: big ol’ dick.

karamo: these are the ones i use.

jonathan: he’s got a big old - ew.

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tan: that’s the gayest thing i have EVER seen, and i’m married to a man

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antoni, cradling frozen fish to his chest: this is cooling me down in a really big way

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*tan puts a little neon green duct tape cross over the dude’s nipple*

tan: i’m sorry. i can concentrate now.

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bobby: i’ve gotta blow everything before i can touch it... and that’s usually a different kind of party

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jonathan, in an english accent, holding a naked baby doll: god!! holy moses!! someone cover this poor baby!

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