End My Existence

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

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im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

Somehow it never occurred to me that gar start out as babies. I have never considered what a baby gar would look like. The world is so full of beauty and wonder

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

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