i am not afraid to keep on living. etc

me after one bagel sandwich

When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

Tomorrow isn’t promised. Finger fuck your girl in her pretty sundress out in public today!

To be chosen. To be cared for. To be loved. The sweetest thing. The warmest thing.

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

Nonbinary version?

Idk I always kinda felt like the ps4 is just 'sposed to be the most recent Playstation forever. The ps5 feels unnatural, like some kind of abomination. The ps5 should not exist

i can not get over how perfectly he landed. how did he do this

Pressing the jump button when u meant to press the inventory button