Behold: a Bisexual

For sale: Baby shoes with lil whisps of smoke coming out of them like the baby got hit by chain lighting and vapourised, never worn.

Baby shoes, almost worn.

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

hey dont be a dick to people who work in mcdonalds or clean toilets or empty bins or sweep streets or put your food through the till in the supermarket because u know what they go home to their family every night too and they are just as valid as you theyre doing these shitty jobs which means you dont have to do them so be fucking nice

I legitimately do not trust anyone who treat people in the service industry poorly.

Scientifically speaking, it’s only tentacle porn if the suckers are found exclusively on the distal tentacular club. If the suckers go all the way up the length of the appendage, it’s just arm porn.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…