mice to meet you :3

My little project has arrived and they’ve turned out so pretty (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

I’ve achieved the effect I was going for.

Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

To write a believable child, DO NOT make them:

- dumb

- inarticulate

- prone to outbursts

- superlatively innocent

DO make them:

- totally incapable of accurately calculating delayed gratification or the long-term consequences of their actions

- intermittently sociopathic

- sometimes choose to lie in a way that cannot possibly be believed, due to a dearth of life experience making it impossible to determine the likelihood of their own statements

But it is a completely random half

Some of them have all the emotional skills and none of the practical. Some of them have all of the practical and none of the emotional. Some of them know how to mop a floor but not how to wipe down a counter. Some of them can be trusted to cook dinner for 50 people. Some of them don’t know how to say “I don’t feel good” and just have to sit around waiting for someone to notice that they’re about to pass out. Some of them have all of the adult skills but only half as good as an adult. Truly, there is no combination that would surprise me at this point.

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

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