Prime defenders if there was tumblr.
Inspired by these posts! Please check them out! More of these will eventually be made in the future :>
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I can't believe that le frog is an actual person. One day you'll hear about how he murdered like 18 people then find him sobbing on the sidewalk becuase he dropped his food.
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A world full of superheros yet I'm still cursed to do taxes
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The idea of someone with the power to breathe water terrifies me. What if one day I go scuba diving and see some fucker off In the darkness of the sea staring at me. I'd pass away.
[ALT TEXT: A screenshot of various tags left under the previous post reading #Tide #Tide guy #Haha Tide core #Tide would never do this he's to sweet on the other hand he'd probably try giving you stroganoff underwater #Tide when visiting his relatives #Bro dosent even know about Tide #Pov your a bowl of stroganoff. END ID]
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They hate me for my silliness (I climbed the giant fucking sword and got arrested..)
Anyways, stay around for the live-blog of me getting arrested ✌️😋
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There was a man outside my apartment holding groceries while waiting for the light only for both of the bags to BREAK.
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Just so you all know, this man is 6'0 I think wearing heels with (terrible hidden) lizard skin on one side of his face. It is night where I am, and he hasn't moved for the past five minutes. I can FEEL the anger radiating of him from my apartment.
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There was an emo kid on the side of the road holding a rope that was tied around this smaller kid with a red aesthetic and this kid Ran off (I have no idea why) at some Ungodly speed and this poor boy got draged along I Kid you Not he ragdolled like he was in a cartoon. whole ass smoke cloud left behind and everything.
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Do you think Wavelength listens to Chappell Roan?..
I'm adding this to my fanfic
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2 Notes and I invite The Hero Tide to join me on playing games on stream.
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Dose anyone know where to find a good Pizzaplace? My boys are sick and I want to get them there favourite food! 😁
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Oh! This is the wrong account.
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