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okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.

IS THERE AN EMPATH ON THE PLANE

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

I’m genuinely not trying to shame anyone with this post, because a lot of people on here who I like and respect think timothee chalamet is attractive, and that’s really fine! but I do think we need to be careful not to forget that he was created by a computer software program morphing together the faces of all the brothers on malcolm in the middle

vibe check! *peels a clementine and hands it to you slice by slice*