Heroic Reprise

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

"free on the epic games store" is not the same as free. the cost is the epic games store

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

(scrolling my dash) trite. trite. trite. contrived. foppish. shameful. oh, a disgusting embellishment from one of my decrepit mutuals. to be cordial i will re-blogge it. JEFFREY! (a butler-type creature who is as tall as my knee and incredibly ghoulish skitters into the room from a crack in the wall) be a dear and block this fool for me would you? (jeffrey pulls out a rusted dagger from behind its back and licks it) thank you. begone. (jeffrey scuttles out of the door and into the road where it is immediately struck by a semi truck at 80 mph)

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

they're going to be animating me cheaper from now on

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden