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i’m the pumpkin

It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅

@wintersoldierfell I also feel you need these for reasons

OH MY GOD

this video emits so much positive energy

When the bard rolls a 20

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

*says ‘idk’ at the end of something sappy and romantic so i still seem cool and detached*

*begins my wedding vows with ‘tbh’ and ends them with ‘idk’*

me on my resume: Responsible enough to have mental breakdowns in break room. Will try not cry on company time.

If I had a dollar for every time an average looking man demanded unearthly beauty from women, I’d have enough money to fund a rocket ship to send all of them hurtling into the Sun.

me: queen of having had enough 

Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and if so did she just plonk her nobel peace prize down on the table? Did her student counselor advise her to apply to other crappier places just in case she wasn’t accepted? Was there anyone who actually turned down freaking Malala Yousafzai, I need to know!!

#she just walked in and was like ‘i go here now’  #and they were like ‘thank you’

It’s funny to joke about it but can y'all stop pretending straight people are real?

Realizing it’s not romance that I hate but overdone straight relationships with zero chemistry built on a slew of misogynistic tropes was like a huge revelation for me