Queen of Crash

The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it

I feel these in my soul

My husband has informed me that around 2-3am he woke up to muffled screaming and discovered that the cat had pulled open the Tupperware drawer and crawled inside, but her weight had closed the drawer and she was stuck inside and needed rescuing.

Permission to laugh?

I mean I definitely laughed

how does a cat open a cupboard drawer?

With her little criminal paws

can we see the little criminal?

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

I like how “Sexy Stephan” costs 20$ more than normal Stephan.

do you ever see people, in october 2020, talking about, like, hanging out with their friends and getting drinks with people and going on dates and hooking up with people and hanging out in coffee shops and going to the gym and realize that some people are living in a completely different reality than you are

Isn’t this the potion Snow White’s stepmom used to turn herself into a witch 

I love how pleased with this whole process he looks.

^^^😊

I used to do stuff like this all the time when I was a kid, just mix together different stuff to make “potions” (I had at least a general understanding of what NOT to mix together, so I never accidentally created something dangerous)

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

this is the only pure post

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

oh my wow that’s pretty.

What manner of nature sorcery is this?

Whoa son

Definitely thought they were speedrunning tea for the first bit.

FORBIDDEN TEA

i love it when americans say chewsday and british people send them death threats

Preaching a sermon in Off Whites is NUTS

LMFAOOO this where your tithes go, to some nice feets..not starving kids or rebuilding churches

Once a preacher i had said some shit about upgrading his car and sayin “god said i needed a little more leg room” i knew it was dead for me