Garble has spent quite a bit of time at the dragon lord's cave since she asked him to teach her how to write poetry. Although he never overstepped his bounds, his friends started making inappropriate jokes about the situation...
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Garble has spent quite a bit of time at the dragon lord's cave since she asked him to teach her how to write poetry. Although he never overstepped his bounds, his friends started making inappropriate jokes about the situation...

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fuck them kids
Have you ever come across anything about Zip-Zip (the MLP dragon from G2 that came with Princess Silver Swirl among the toys) or made any works about her? It's funny that dragons are among the very few creatures to have come up every single mlp gen as though Hasbro has a soft spot for them (& who could blame them?)
I have seen Zip-Zip but I haven't made any works about her
She was actually his. They had been married for almost a year, and yet Torch could still hardly believe it. His eyes were fixated on his wife, CıįŗcĆcįŗllįø„ ā wind and shadows in a raging fire. The simple Ponish translation, Blaze, really didn't do the haunting beauty of this name justice. Torch could not help but stare as the warm glow of the campfire and floating embers around her graced her features, adding a whole new dimension of beauty to this already gorgeous creature.
Floating embers... what a pretty name for a daughter, he mused.
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Jon Stewart explodes the bullshit coming out of members of the Trump administration regarding the murder in cold blood of Alex Pretti by masked CBP terrorists in Minneapolis.
Ember hatched prematurely and was frail as a result. She was small and sickly, but her father was expected to show her off to his subjects. To avoid rousing suspicion, he did so as though nothing was wrong. His enormous claws tricked dragons into believing she was a normal-sized hatchling.
Torch acted aloof toward his daughter, charging his wife with caring for her until her health improved. Being overly involved would only make dragons question his authority and paint a target on the princess' back.
theres NONE left. i drinked it all
Ember's brother, Mica, is incredibly popular with the dragonesses. They swoon over his bold colors, prominent spines and striking eyes.
every day I wake up and hope my dash is full of crabs

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this is perhaps the weirdest sequence of events i have ever witnessed in any kind of media
I keep being reminded that other people watch mostly normal things. This is perfectly coherent to me.
went to my best friendās house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, ādid you do that?ā she said, āyes, I saved them.ā
turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadnāt sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.
cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. āLet me save you [turn you into a monster].ā
The fact that the beheading was at the order of a superior, and the solution was to create some sort of monster of disobediance to the letter of the law instead of just lying and saving them adds a certain mythological resonance.
The company couldn't stomach the idea of donating a mere two [2] plushies. They weren't going to make any money off of them anyway, but the idea of letting anyone use a paltry amount of their products without paying for them is so repulsive to the company that they would rather destroy the products to guarantee that they could never bring anyone joy, ever ā even if these are emotionally evocative products designed to elicit feelings of warmth, comfort, and connection, aimed specifically at children, but so successful in their function that even as adults we tend to retain strong feelings about them.
"Tear them to shreds. Spare not even one. if I can't exploit them, their existence is an affront to me. Hey, why do my workers vote for socialists?"
Christians love doing stuff like this and making such a person the face of their religion then turn around and get mad when they're (correctly) seen as insufferable.
Some of the same people upset a Muslim man is poised to be the mayor of New York. But sure, they give AF about supposed "religious discrimination".
Let my Black behind have thrown a fit like this and I'm sure the same crowd supporting this girl would be telling me to sit my DEI ass down.
hey so i read part of the student's essay and i want to add a few things:
it was a 0 out of 25 points. that's not even a huge deal.
she only wrote 650 words.
the girl didn't do the actual assignment; she just wrote what she felt like and submitted it.
the class was a PSYCHOLOGY course yet her essay was about her religious beliefs and provided no citations or psychological basis. she simply insisted her argument was true because the bible supposedly says so.
her entire essay is a mindless rant about how strict gender roles must be upheld and trans people are "demonic"
her writingāand i cannot stress this enoughāis on par with that of a child who doesn't want to do an assignment. it's so bad i genuinely thought i was reading a satire article.
the student is a fucking college JUNIOR writing like a 10-year-old. she is also a psychology MAJOR who thinks everything in the bible is literal and that her religion is the only source anyone needs. this is someone who intends to go into mental health care. she is dangerously bigoted and ignorant, and her professor saw this and was punished for grading accordingly.
here's a line from her essay:
"Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts. The same goes for men. God created men in the image of His courage and strength, and He created women in the image of His beauty."
here's her teacher's reasoning for the grade:
ā[I am] not deducting points because you have certain beliefs" but rather because the paper "does not answer the questions for this assignment, contradicts itself, heavily uses personal ideology over empirical evidence in a scientific class and is at times offensive."
the girl is a hate-filled bigot. she is a white christian girl who is now being championed by fox news and turning point usa while her professor sits on fucking forced leave. this is disgusting.
important edit: i have just learned the professor is trans. this hateful brat is actively trying to destroy a trans person's life.
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one of my boomer neighbors really revealed herself by doing the fastest ever 180 from her usually firm "the problem with education these days is that teachers aren't allowed to discipline or even fail students anymore because the parents and the school will just side with the stupid brat" position
every time i listen to āyouāre a mean one mr. grinchā i canāt help but sit there and think āwhat did the grinch do to hurt you?ā because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce iād probably be bitter enough to steal christmas tooĀ
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and āYouāre a Mean One, Mr. Grinchā is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
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Good grief⦠Iām sorry, but I canāt not reblog thisā¦
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
ā¦..Iām.. Bothered? by the fact that Iām not bothered by this.
Youāre not bothered?? Iām not only not bothered, Iām freaking invested. Iām having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into coupleās counseling. I want theĀ āten years laterā when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where thereās a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe weāve allĀ got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesnāt mean we canāt make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.Ā
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Iām bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!
Oh itās deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??
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Things two hungarian poets from the 1840s said to each other in their letters that make me crazy:
If my soul touches you and it happens to burn you I'm not to blame... it was you who lit it on fire
I swear to you on cottage cheese and tobacco
If the people rule in poetry, so will they rule in politics and that's the goal of the century! To hell with the aristocracy!
My dear buddy,
My soul, my bastard,
My golden mouthed saintly friend,
My rowdy brother,
My lovable dummy,
If you want to see a dead Pegasus, look no further than me
I am trying to learn to smile nicely ( he did not succeed)
My dear friend, you better side of my soul
I will never forgive you for NOT writing the address on the envelope yourself. A woman's handwriting... and a black seal... dear god, the devil took him! he worked himself to death writing poems, he died! ... and then i opened your letter... Never do this again. Only use black seal vax on your death, and even then, still write the address yourself!
I'm reading (your work) for the sixth time. It's really a horrible thing. I'll need to read it again to understand just how awful it is!
Sincerely, your friend whose balls are itching
It's really good that your sore throat is gone, I can finally strangle you
Leave the dedication! VeselƩnyi is a great man but he's still a Lord, and a poet should never dedicate ANYTHING to a Lord
I'm hugging you a 1000000000000 times!
Dragon History in a Nutshell
"I'm getting REALLY sick of all these guys named Torch killing dragons all over the place," said a guy named Torch, before killing dragons all over the place