Just Ask My Mom, I'm One Tough Fuckin' Fucker

dont tell me nothing new. dont tell me about concepts and shit. tomorrow? sure. today? dont tell me fuck

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current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

the librarian who accidentally walks in

current aesthetic: cool mom from mean girls “can I get you guys anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know! oh, god love ya.”

current aesthetic: the TA who just wanted to give the history professor some exams

papa smoke

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

my old sex ed text book

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

git gud

Step aside, boys

plebs.