Quantum Uncertain Particle

I love when parents don't like their kids cause like...that's you. That's 50% you, every time you yell at them or push them away, you're yelling at yourself and pushing yourself away

guys cmon cut me some slack here it's my first time going through life

99% of civil engineers quit 1 lane before fixing traffic forever! Don't let that be you!

The torment of not knowing which TADC Ep 9 spoilers are real and which are satire. From what I've seen, either Jax abstracts or transitions, Pomni and Ragatha are the only two survivors, and Jax is confirmed tgirl

My favorite part about Doctor Who is how the Doctor doesn't even have any on-screen powers. Sure, off screen and in canon he's a divine being that can vaporize a million dalek ships with the snap of a finger, but on screen? He's just A Guy. He literally is just some guy who happens to be clever and good at talking. He just stalls and bullshits his way out of every single situation, it's amazing.

No guys you don't understand we just need to build one more horrific weapon and then war will be over forever. No guys c'mooon after we build this one no one will want to fight ever again. No really I promise pleaseeee

"I know you better than you know yourself" is like, one of the Top 3 Most Audacious Statements, especially from parents. Like, how presumptuous of you to assume that you understand completely and fully the workings of my inner mind, that you know that the self I show you is my true self. This has got to be some kind of Dunning-Kruger effect going on here. You've fallen for my character so hard you think you actually know me, and then brag to my face about it‽

I like how every time I spend a day hanging out with people I feel drained and exhausted at the end of it, even though I enjoyed it, even though I like these people. Is this just some wretched curse that I have to suffer if I want to have fun?

Just asked my classmates "How often do you practice your facial expressions in the mirror?" And apparently that's not something that people do?? Hello??

An internet joke is like the opposite of an inside joke. Everyone knows it except for the people standing next to you