The Stochasticity of Melanie

@qtmelnee

Sto·chas·ti·city [sto-kas-ti-sity] n. 1. Lacking any predictable order or plan. (syn. Enigmatic, Erratic, Randomness.) Mel·a·nie [mel-uh-nee] n. 1. An inappropriate 20 something tea enthusiast, but coffee drinker, self educated Dutch speaker, awesome auntie, writer of things, sporadic YouTube vlogger, retail worker, and TV, Film, & culture junky. 2. "Just a small town girl, living in a LONELY WORRRRLD!" Ask me stuff and follow me and junk. :-)

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ruinedchildhood

lluvia185

For all of you who are confussed.

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kingkumaaa

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

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yourknightinshiningplastic

Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

Reach in your purse and apply your deodorant to your lips... or your lip balm to your smelly pits 🤣🤣🤢

marvellegends

#Just a couple of 5 year olds.

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jauregxis

bob-belcher

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

vampirezigzagoon

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

shezasag

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

harrypotterfanatic117

“Maybe you’ll grow out of that Harry Potter thing one day…”

wilwheaton

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eklixio

“…I’ve brought Ice and Fire together.”

autohaste

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johannesviii

Based on Colin Baker’s tweets about Thirteen, and colored by my enthusiasm.

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namiiswan-archived

A friend asked me to cover for them in their bowling league. I agreed and even got the day off. We had a family event come up same day same time about an hour away. I stick to going bowling because I promised I would. The day before they're making sure that I would in fact make it. So I get there ready to bowl and guess who shows up? The person who I'm supposed to be bowling for. So fine I'll piss off because ya know I didn't have anything else I could do. Oh and did I mention I ticked off my boss by asking for today off? Yup still nbd

ruinedchildhood

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