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Anxiety is like worrying that you forgot your car keys even though you’re driving your car

consider: la la land, but with lesbians

Black lesbians so that the film doesn’t grossly whitewash jazz and the actual struggles black musicians went through :)

Consider: La La Land with black lesbians played by actresses who can actually sing and dance so instead of being a lack luster imitation of the golden age musical it is the sparkling revival of the genre with modern sensibilities.

starring samira wiley and janelle monáe

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?

Getting back into an old relationship is like reading your favourite book for the second time and expecting a different ending to happen.

HGTV used to stand for Homes AND gardens TV. Where in the hell are the gardens!

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that tarantulas don’t have wings

Kindergarten translates to ‘child garden’ and is literally a place where you put your kid waiting for it to grow.

Even if you stay up all night, it doesn’t feel like tomorrow until you’ve slept.

Let’s be thankful for a moment that our internal organs don’t itch

The mushroom Mario eats at the start of the game is a psychedelic mushroom and everything after that point in the game is just Mario’s hallucination.