when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other
every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”
and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative
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when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other
every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”
and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

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feeding her stuffie must live on....
genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second
Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207
I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually
Crusher Joe The Movie: Yas's Visual Feast
Crusher Joe started out as a series of novels written by Haruka Takachiho, founder of studio Nue. In 1983 a movie adaptation directed by Yoshikazu Yasuhiko, AKA "Yas". Yas is mostly lauded as the character designer for the original Mobile Suit Gundam, but he's had his turn in the director's chair a few times, notably with this film and also Giant Gorg. And the thing you get out of this is a space adventure that is just going. Even the calm scenes between action sequences or tense moments are broken up with shots full of weird things to look at or what I can only describe as "the animators doing stunts". It's a blast.
Anyways this is a Space Adventure movie, following our hotheaded protagonist Joe and his crew of Crushers, space freelancers and action heroes. Joe's the team's leader, assisted by Alfin (ex-princess, sole female member), Talos (Big guy, only adult in the room) and Ricky (engineer).
The placement of women in boys adventure shows like this one can be pretty fucking dire, so I am happy to report Alfin gets plenty to do, be a capable action hero, and is also: an absolute chaos gremlin
princesses should have rocket launchers in more shows.
A secondary and uncredited part of the cast is all the Fucking Creatures. Weird little robots, aliens, animator in-jokes left in the front of the frame - it has the Star Wars thing going on of their being a lot of unexplained weird creatures in space. My favorites are probably the stupid-looking Evil Cat our main villain has on his shoulder and some fuzzy cat-things in a sewer
awesome. Space future should be like this. There's even a short sequence of the Evil Cat doing some silly Cat Things and making our villain laugh, an experience many cat owners can relate to. This kind of ties into another aspect of the film, where there are both bits of looney-tunes style antics and animation gags in the same film as 'a bunch of people get murdered real hard'
Seriously this film has an on-screen kill count that has to stretch into the 'dozens'. If we count crew of vehicles, hundreds.
This isn't a movie with a lot of characterization or deeper themes, but it's a great time. Crowd-pleasing action movie executed with a true master's level of craft.
...But there is *some* character growth, in the form of Alfin and Joe's relationship. While friends, and flirty when drunk, at first they avoid physical contact:
While at the end of the film nothing's *said* to be different, they go for a seaside drive together and...

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The Intruder, c. 1910 by Leonard Campbell Taylor (English, 1874-1969)
What the media doesn't want you to know
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get fucking myrtled on
I do think it’s a bit funny that Nine-Ball is a Frankenstein’s Monster situation: Nine-Ball is the name of the Armored Core, you’re thinking of Hustler One, pilot of the Nine-Ball.
Nuh uh, Lana Nielsen is real and she loves me. Incidentally, all of my enemies know where I am at all times.
My cute girlfriend is so tsundere! She’ll resupply me soon enough. I can’t wash the blood off my hands. They don’t stop coming. Two mags left. She’ll get to the dere part aaaany minute now.
i feel if riamu yumemi were to appear on any other branch she would be offed on the spot

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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
I-it can't be! I've been jerking off her afterimage this whole time?? Just how fast is she??
This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
Clinye the Succubus has a knack for picking duels, and she hasn't failed yet.
Clinye is my only non-human fantasy character. While I’ve moved from fantasy toward European historical aesthetics, succubi remain one fantasy race I still love.
Succubi to me represent the idea of a woman who can do almost anything. beyond the seductive beauty and initiative traditionally associated with them, they also have powerful and resilient physical traits in most ttrpgs.
Imagine when succubi having all of that then added proper training and discipline on top, they'd be just about perfect being.😤

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not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
it was funnier in my head