The Queer Adventures of Cookie Snake

So! Hello Internet!

I can’t believe I’m doing this. My best friend said they would give me 500 bucks if I created a blog about my life. I don’t know why, I don’t know how they’ll get the money, honestly I don’t really expect them to pay, but here we are.

I don’t really know what to say.

I guess I’ll start with the basics. My name is… uhh… hmm. I don’t actually have a nickname. I guess I’ll just remain a ghost for now! My blog’s just called The Queer Adventures of Somebody so I doubt you were expecting much.

I’m a girl! She/Her pronouns please!

Is there anything else?

Why did I let myself get talked into this?

Well, at least I added Stellar to this blog, so they have to suffer with me!

not sure why i never left, but... here we are?

Hi Ducklings!

Boy do I have an interesting story to tell.

It’s around Green Bean’s birthday so after school we went out for some fun. When I say we I mean Green Bean, Pumpkin, Kyle, and me. We took a ride on a Ferris wheel! It was so incredibly empty because who in their right mind rides a Ferris wheel at 5-ish on a Friday? So we bought our tickets and got on the thing and it starts going up. 

It was pretty fun, a nice view and all, and then Green Bean and Pumpkin started to really vibe with the teenager energy. And by that, I mean they did something really stupid and kind of gross that wasn’t really funny but they found hilarious. What did they do you ask? They mooned the sky. They. Mooned. The. Sky. At the top of a Ferris wheel.

In those brief moments, I really contemplated my friendships with these people. Green Bean and I were the kind of friends you make when you sit next to each other in class and you’re both weird. Pumpkin and I are the kind of friends you make when you really need a fourth person for your group project and your friends are either in your group or snatched up. And Kyle? Well, you know Kyle.

And then I sighed, got them to put their pants back on, took a picture with them all, and when we got off made them use hand sanitizer. Because that’s what I do.

Then we got some edible cookie dough and went to Green Bean’s house. And that was that.

I NEVER SAW THIS ONE

THEY DID WHAT???

This is why I’m an opt-in part of their friend group. I couldn’t deal with the stress of dealing with them otherwise.

kids are fucking insane, huh?

you are… the only exception~

Okay, what about M? That’s officially two friends. Gold star for you.

shes still pretty tho.

Hi Ducklings!

Boy do I have an interesting story to tell.

It’s around Green Bean’s birthday so after school we went out for some fun. When I say we I mean Green Bean, Pumpkin, Kyle, and me. We took a ride on a Ferris wheel! It was so incredibly empty because who in their right mind rides a Ferris wheel at 5-ish on a Friday? So we bought our tickets and got on the thing and it starts going up. 

It was pretty fun, a nice view and all, and then Green Bean and Pumpkin started to really vibe with the teenager energy. And by that, I mean they did something really stupid and kind of gross that wasn’t really funny but they found hilarious. What did they do you ask? They mooned the sky. They. Mooned. The. Sky. At the top of a Ferris wheel.

In those brief moments, I really contemplated my friendships with these people. Green Bean and I were the kind of friends you make when you sit next to each other in class and you’re both weird. Pumpkin and I are the kind of friends you make when you really need a fourth person for your group project and your friends are either in your group or snatched up. And Kyle? Well, you know Kyle.

And then I sighed, got them to put their pants back on, took a picture with them all, and when we got off made them use hand sanitizer. Because that’s what I do.

Then we got some edible cookie dough and went to Green Bean’s house. And that was that.

I NEVER SAW THIS ONE

THEY DID WHAT???

This is why I’m an opt-in part of their friend group. I couldn’t deal with the stress of dealing with them otherwise.

kids are fucking insane, huh?

you are… the only exception~

Okay, what about M? That’s officially two friends. Gold star for you.

Hi Ducklings!

Boy do I have an interesting story to tell.

It’s around Green Bean’s birthday so after school we went out for some fun. When I say we I mean Green Bean, Pumpkin, Kyle, and me. We took a ride on a Ferris wheel! It was so incredibly empty because who in their right mind rides a Ferris wheel at 5-ish on a Friday? So we bought our tickets and got on the thing and it starts going up. 

It was pretty fun, a nice view and all, and then Green Bean and Pumpkin started to really vibe with the teenager energy. And by that, I mean they did something really stupid and kind of gross that wasn’t really funny but they found hilarious. What did they do you ask? They mooned the sky. They. Mooned. The. Sky. At the top of a Ferris wheel.

In those brief moments, I really contemplated my friendships with these people. Green Bean and I were the kind of friends you make when you sit next to each other in class and you’re both weird. Pumpkin and I are the kind of friends you make when you really need a fourth person for your group project and your friends are either in your group or snatched up. And Kyle? Well, you know Kyle.

And then I sighed, got them to put their pants back on, took a picture with them all, and when we got off made them use hand sanitizer. Because that’s what I do.

Then we got some edible cookie dough and went to Green Bean’s house. And that was that.

I NEVER SAW THIS ONE

THEY DID WHAT???

This is why I’m an opt-in part of their friend group. I couldn’t deal with the stress of dealing with them otherwise.

kids are fucking insane, huh?

you are... the only exception~

Hi Ducklings!

Boy do I have an interesting story to tell.

It’s around Green Bean’s birthday so after school we went out for some fun. When I say we I mean Green Bean, Pumpkin, Kyle, and me. We took a ride on a Ferris wheel! It was so incredibly empty because who in their right mind rides a Ferris wheel at 5-ish on a Friday? So we bought our tickets and got on the thing and it starts going up. 

It was pretty fun, a nice view and all, and then Green Bean and Pumpkin started to really vibe with the teenager energy. And by that, I mean they did something really stupid and kind of gross that wasn’t really funny but they found hilarious. What did they do you ask? They mooned the sky. They. Mooned. The. Sky. At the top of a Ferris wheel.

In those brief moments, I really contemplated my friendships with these people. Green Bean and I were the kind of friends you make when you sit next to each other in class and you’re both weird. Pumpkin and I are the kind of friends you make when you really need a fourth person for your group project and your friends are either in your group or snatched up. And Kyle? Well, you know Kyle.

And then I sighed, got them to put their pants back on, took a picture with them all, and when we got off made them use hand sanitizer. Because that’s what I do.

Then we got some edible cookie dough and went to Green Bean’s house. And that was that.

I NEVER SAW THIS ONE

THEY DID WHAT???

This is why I’m an opt-in part of their friend group. I couldn’t deal with the stress of dealing with them otherwise.

kids are fucking insane, huh?

Hi Ducklings!

Boy do I have an interesting story to tell.

It’s around Green Bean’s birthday so after school we went out for some fun. When I say we I mean Green Bean, Pumpkin, Kyle, and me. We took a ride on a Ferris wheel! It was so incredibly empty because who in their right mind rides a Ferris wheel at 5-ish on a Friday? So we bought our tickets and got on the thing and it starts going up. 

It was pretty fun, a nice view and all, and then Green Bean and Pumpkin started to really vibe with the teenager energy. And by that, I mean they did something really stupid and kind of gross that wasn’t really funny but they found hilarious. What did they do you ask? They mooned the sky. They. Mooned. The. Sky. At the top of a Ferris wheel.

In those brief moments, I really contemplated my friendships with these people. Green Bean and I were the kind of friends you make when you sit next to each other in class and you’re both weird. Pumpkin and I are the kind of friends you make when you really need a fourth person for your group project and your friends are either in your group or snatched up. And Kyle? Well, you know Kyle.

And then I sighed, got them to put their pants back on, took a picture with them all, and when we got off made them use hand sanitizer. Because that’s what I do.

Then we got some edible cookie dough and went to Green Bean’s house. And that was that.

I NEVER SAW THIS ONE

THEY DID WHAT???

This is why I’m an opt-in part of their friend group. I couldn’t deal with the stress of dealing with them otherwise.

kids are fucking insane, huh?