lol tbh

Actual Depiction of the DC Cinematic Universe RN

“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

it me

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

#all these wispy ass british dudes that are so hot right now owe him E V E R Y T H I N G

Her face! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿✊🏿

The meanest rock I’ve ever seen lmao

How can something so little hold so much sawce

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!