Suh

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

you put it into words

Interesting

i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it

I can’t even escape math on tumblr

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

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It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

wait what

Noooooo 😂

not the inhaler though 😭😭

Someone needa come get they mama and they son 😂😂😂😂

LMAOO I’m grandma

Oh my gosh

I’m the grandma