Numerical Nonsense

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

my couchsona

I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.

Which bowling alley now has a couch shaped hole in its carpet?

What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can't barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it's absolutely still being provided. It's grown over the past years so much that these days you can't step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

suckin her cock welding style

Hi. What does this mean?

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

Very well, carry on

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

it's thousand yard stare summer

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

loyal knight

tbh i do hope that pjackk is alive and well and at peace

i hope that son a bitch is nothing but rust and bones

i hope i get a shiny red bicycle for my birthday

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"