Lorelai the dark lord of butts

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

Weirdest day of that copperhead's life

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this