was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.
these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"
[walks up to a throuple] "So which one of you is the tank which one of you is the healer and which one of you is the DPS?"

















