DIVINE.

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[walks up to a throuple] "So which one of you is the tank which one of you is the healer and which one of you is the DPS?"

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know